Thursday, December 24, 2009

----------------------------Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to all our customers!

Merry Christmas to all our loyal customers and we'll see you all in the New Year.
We are closing on the 24th of December at 3pm and reopening Monday 11th January 2010.
And for a bit of's some ways you can annoy people over the holiday period:
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
As much as possible, skip rather than walk
Push all your kid's flat Lego pieces together tightly
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Set people's alarms for random times
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Invite lots of people to other people's parties
Ask people what gender they are.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn
Sing the Batman theme incessantly

So there you go...a bit of humour to get you through the silly season.
Have a safe and happy holiday
see you all next year
The Girls at Fred


Aga said...

LOL thanks for the laugh :) some of those ideas are great!!!

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